Scared Sinless
Tuesday, August 26th, 2008The power of the storm was awesome. Here in the Midwest, the storms flex with all God’s terrifying power. And with all this open sky, you can even see them coming! Thinking about this jerked me back to a storm I experienced as a student at Baylor a hundred years ago …
I was home when the storm blew in. I remember turning on the radio when the emergency sirens started screaming. The radio stopped playing music it could relay the reports coming in from the storm trackers following a tornado just north of Waco. The sky was turning a greenish shade of gray and the trees were whipsawing back and forth. The voice of the storm tracker was excited as he described the storm he was followed.
“Now let’s hear a report from Randy, our weather tracker calling in from the excitable side of this storm… Randy, where are you?”
There was the distinct sound of wind blowing on the radio. A nervous voice jumped in. “This is Randy and I’m out by the old Connally Air Base. I can see the tornado bumping along Lake Shore Drive. Fortunately I can follow it along without getting in harms’ way. Man! You should see all the ruckus this storm is making!”
“Randy, Buddy here… What kind of damage are you seeing?”
“No houses but I saw it plow through a warehouse and it peeled off the roof like an Aggie barber gives one that’s high and tight. But there’s not too much in the way of housing out this way. But you and I both know that once the tornado climbs up the hill out by the Community College, it’ll hit a housing area and no telling what it’ll do then.”
I happened to live just up that hill and around the corner. I turned up the volume.
“Randy, tell me what you’re seeing right now.”
“Well, it’s spinning like one of those tops we used to play with as kids. It’s like a nasty, dirt-filled funnel going here and there and just when you think you know where it’s headed, it suddenly turns in a new direction as if it’s saying, ‘You can’t guess where I’m going cause I go exactly where I want to go and there ain’t nothing you can do about it!’”
When Randy said he could see the buildings of the community college just up the hill, I jumped up and looked out the big plate glass window of our little house. I could see the clouds hanging lower than ever. I could even see them swirling. On a normal day most clouds swirl around but always in slow motion, so slow you’re tempted to turn your head away before you notice its movement. Not this cloud. Not this day. I could see the clouds circling above. Lightning suddenly flashed and the trees blew back and forth as the storm approached. My breath grew short and shallow. My eyes widened.
Buddy jumped in. “Randy, where do you think it’s headed?”
“Danged if I know. Right now, it’s headed up the hill skipping over the treetops as it climbs …” Suddenly there was a long, silent pause. you could still hear the crackling of Randy’s open mic.
“Randy! You still there?” Silence.
“Randy?” Nothing.
While I could sit there and worry about Randy, I thought instead about me and the approach of a tornado storming down my street. My Daddy taught me to “be prepared,” so I did what any other scaredy-cat would do, I pulled the couch over on the floor and crawled under it!
Now please don’t write me telling me what a danged fool thing that was to do. I know the weather experts tell you to get to the hallway that’s lined with doors or to go down in your basement (something unheard of in Waco), or about half a million other better ideas than to turn your couch over and crawl under it. In the moment, of course, I couldn’t think of anything better to do than that. All I knew was the wind was picking up and the sky was greener than gray and the trees were bending so far the limbs scraped the ground. Then I heard Randy’s shrill voice yelling frantically, “Buddy, send the Calvary! That storm’s turned my direction! I’m a goner! Tell my wife I love her…” Then silence.
The sound of my office door opening woke me up, and I was sitting in my big leather pastor’s chair. Drool was running down my chin and the reality that someone who was rapping on my office door peeked in. It was Birdie.
“Pastor, you were napping, weren’t you? How sweet! I’ll bet you were dreaming some pastoral dream involving goodness and light and all God’s love for the sheep of your pasture.”
I wiped the drool off the bottom of my turkey neck before it hit my shirt collar. “Hardly, I was dreaming about how I need to confess my sins and get right with God.”
“Good! A pastoral dream suited for a man of your calling!”

